He’s so perfect! The voice of an angel, hot as hell and one of the kindest people on earth.


Men, ladies are always told not to marry a man unless she’d be proud to have a son exactly like him.

So I’ll say likewise to you: Don’t marry a woman unless you’d be proud to have a daughter exactly like her.

Society gives men so much crap, but they never tell the ladies to step up and act like ladies. I’ve met some pretty awful women, so please, be discerning.

(via sounds-of-suspicion)


Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.


  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via santa)


when you like someone more than they like you


(via pizza)